Last night i let my new lover stu take me up the wrong un!!?
Today i am walking like John Wayne cause i have a slight ring sting. he was much bigger than my old lover Mark. he just did nothing for me in that department. imagine throwing a chipolata throught the tyne tunnel!! yep thats what it was like. Last night was like what i imagine women feeling like when they give birth.
How do i stop the stinging and get my funky chicken walk back?? HELP ME PLEASE!!
For all those who haven’t clicked, i’m a man. a 100% homosexual man loving man!!
note to all i am not gay this is my girlfriend and her daft sisters idea of a joke
Feck my old boots, that made me laugh so much i had a urine leakage and have had to put a tenar lady panty pad on, you naughty boy you!
John Wayne – The Shootist – Soundtrack by Elmer Bernstein