Can I make a war helmit out of a cardboard box?
I want to put a cardboard box on my head and call it a war helmit. And then run around my neighborhood in women’s underwear yelling about the injustice of the black man and holding a Mel Gibson voo-doo doll in order to get the Jewish folks to vote for me as Mayor of my apartment. Of course i would have an illegal immigrant named Chewie as a sidekick, and to be fair we would have to have one of my gay friends turn evil and be the villian because we don’t want any stereotypes. And maybe I could wave a flag.
If the cops stop me, I’m going to tell them “John Wayne sent me.”
Umm..what was the question?
corrugated cardboard works best; I’ve done all of this before
THE ESCAPE – Waiting For John Wayne
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